Tuesday, May 31, 2011

The Creation of the World

It all started with pear darkness, the hole world was empty there was no humans, no animals, and no plants. The world was just another planet just like the others. One day they was a terrible accident between two planets. The planets crashed into each other, when the crashed happen a powerful light source was created. The Light had incredible powers it had the ability to fly and to move so fast that you would be able to see with the human sight. When the light was created it had no where to go it was just wondering out in space. One day the light ended up on the planet we now call earth. On the planet earth there was nothing it was completely empty, soon as the light hit earth. The light had the power to create the sky, the light decided to make the sky blue, after creating the sky the light also created land. The Earth was begging to make its shape, everything look so peaceful and calm that it seemed like paradise. As time went by the light kept on creating things like the sun, plant, animals and mountains. Humans were created by the light, the light first created a woman name Hennessy and a man name Gio. Hennessy and Gio considered the light as a god for creating them and creating the things around them. They both started worshipping the amazing power that the light had. Awhile after the two humans were created the light decided to go up to the universe and make a place were people could go after their life time is over. Soon as the light created the place called heaven the light became the shape of a human. While on Earth the two humans that were created by the light, they kept on duplicating until there was a lot f their kind. The humans had the ability to create things but not like the light. Their way of creating things was by using their brains and their hands, and working together as a team. Gio and Hennessy started teaching the other human beans about the light and how they worship it like a God. As time past human develop more on the way they live and the things they had, the light was up in heaven watching the humans and seeing the rights and wrongs from the humans,

Grauzul the All Mighty

Once upon a time, there was a god named Captain Lester he was the god of dragons. He created dragons and made them take the humans as their slaves and have them build a bunch of temples and statues to worship him until one day Captain Lester decided he wanted to bare a child so he went down to earth and married a woman named Keylala and she had a daughter named Bacca and Captain Lester took her up into the heavens in which he lived but what he did not realize was that Keylala actually had twins and she had a boy named Grauzul well Grauzul grew up to be a big man as big as he could possibly be.

Keylala then gave Grauzul a sword and said you need to kill one of those dragons so you can make a more powerful hatchet so he set off on his journey he traveled for weeks until he came upon a dragons cave and he called out the mighty dragon and when the dragon came out it was huge it was big black and his talons shinned of a silver tint and Grauzul said to himself this is the dragon I must kill his talons will work great to make my hatchet so he stepped forth and said die you beastly thing and they fought for a couple of days until finally he jumped up and sliced the dragons head off of its shoulders.

Grauzul went back to his mother and he made the hatchet he worked for days and days on it and it came out beautiful it was big black and very sharp is was perfect for a warrior of his nature. So from there he set off to the heavens where his dad was but he had forgotten about his sister Bacca and she was waiting for him but she was week so he chopped her head off her shoulders then he ran into his dads throne room and they fought for years until finally Grauzul weekend him and said I can either kill you now or you can give me all your godness and ill let you go she Captain Lester said ok you win I,m done. Then Grauzul took control and ordered the dragons to stop making them slaves so they listened and all mankind praised him and the dragons and the humans lived in peace till today but if ever something to go wrong Grauzul the all mighty is still waiting and as powerful as ever to chop off their heads and have fun with his hatchets.

In the Beginning

The earth began when there was darkness in the sky and the sun was at rest for many years. And so there were no stars to help light up the sky because there was no sun to light them up. The earth was lonely and cold all you could hear were the whispers of the cold winter wind. But those whispers of the winter wind belonged to someone. They belonged to the powerful god ICY. ICY was lonely so he awoke the sun from its rest the sun was the goddess of warmth her name was sunny. They had children witch were the stars. Sunny gave light to her children by lighting them up so that they could shine. Sunni’s brother many (he was the god of the moon) helped give the earth light at night. He married the great goddess THE SKY. All together they all created the earth and its life with in.

The gods breathe life into dirt to create men and women. Whenever sunny was feeling like summer she created women, and whenever winter was feeling cold and blue he made men. Whenever these people that the gods created had children they were to be taken to the great mountains of mount Everest and left there children for two years. The children were killed of heat from sunny or froze to death because of winter. The gods took there spirits and sunny lit them up into the empty lifeless stars lost in the universe. After the children turned two they were sent back to there parents through the rain. If parents rejected the children, the children would not turn into a human body but rather water. And it is why we have oceans and rivers. The gods fought with other evil gods like black holes and rocks on the universe to save the earth and there people. Whenever they fought the earth would shake and the winds were strong and this is why we have earthquakes and tornadoes as well as storms. When ever there is a falling or shooting star it is because the children are celebrating the victory against the evil god in the universe. Gods weren’t allowed to mate with humans because they believed that in each individual they all had a piece of strength and that they didn’t have to have children of gods to gain those strengths.

Pizza Myth

It all began in a world called Pizaryaryu; a place made entire of all pizza toppings. The planets its self, was a gargantuan meatball. We have different types of trees on Earth; well it was the same way on Pizaryaryu, they had jalapeno trees, bell pepper slice trees, and mushroom trees. The pepperoni was the streets and the side walks. The Anchovies are the fish that swim in the sea. The cheese was the grass, once again there are many different types of grass on earth; you had the Asiago cheese, the Mozzarella cheese, the Feta, Gouda, Cheddar, Swiss, Pepper Jack, any kind you want you got it. The way it was created was when a space ship was out in space, the crew did not approve of the pizza, so they shot it into space. Over time of not being loved or eaten, it grew a rage within the crust so it blew.

Pizaryaryu had been alone for so long that it taught it itself to become super computer status. It realized that t was lonely so it created people but it could create a few, and that’s what it did. He made a man named, Fire in Pants he was the reddest red head alive ever! Pizaryaryu sent Fire in Pants to Earth to shrink and capture many people. He did exactly that.

Over time the people that lived on Pizaryaryu started becoming very intelligent, as well as Pizaryaryu, he knew what was going to happen before it happened.

Creation Myth

In the begging there three gods Hister, Intel, and Tnuk. There were all made from the matter of tears of the sun god Puff the Magic Dragon. They latter got in a fight over who would rule over the world they battle an ever time the one of there blood drip it later became into human life at the end there was only one god ruling over them an it was Hister became the leader of all man an his two brothers were sent to the ends of earth one south an one north. They latter saw that man needed land animals so they made it out of clouds.

The gods later provide water and other resources to the ones who really worship them. The people would sac rice a lot to prove there worthiness and the people who didn’t worship them were banishing to camps an torture. The gods later made trees an plants were people populated an needed these things. The sun is the god and the sky was to ba told that it was the fire from Hister when he was happy. When darkness hit he was mad at his people. They how they believe the universe was create.

Men were crated from the drops of blood from Hister’s brothers an the women were made from the most beautifulness flower on the planets surface. The men worship god so they would get what they needed from them to have better live the gods were told they would destroy kingdoms to whom didn’t serve them. Men later built temples an places to worship them if they didn’t go an worship they were thrown in camps or killed. This is how they believe a server for the rest of the lives. An later in time they would go to heaven or hell after there judgment.

The Creation of the World

In the beginning there was only darkness. From darkness came Koas the god over all. He was created from the great beast to create a light and a day and a night. He worked long and hard and eventually grew lazy and so with his power he created the goddess Ferni to do his work for him. Koas, without knowing it, had left his essence of creation inside Ferni and from this she created Hendi the god of the skys. Together Hendi and Ferni created the sun and the moon. During this time of work hendi and ferni fell in love and together had a son named Corabas. When Corabas was born he cried for three days and from his tears came the seas.

Koas soon noticed the family that Ferni had created for herself and grew jealous and thus drew his plans for battle against Ferni. When the battle started it was just Ferni her family and Koas and as most battles go Ferni and Koas grew weaker and suffered many wounds and from Ferni’s wounds came man and metal. And from Koas’s blood came the many beasts of the world and the fires of the underworld. As mother earth, Ferni loved all creations and instantly took man beast and metal into her loving embrace.

From metal man learned many skills such as how to plow, cut, and even kill and that is how man became mortal. Man loved there mother earth and worshiped both her and the other gods created during the war (such as Slotho god of death and Showbase goddess of war) and because of this she blessed man with intelligence. From this intelligence came the building of settlement and settlements into cities. And men continued to love there mother earth and worship her until koas cursed man with forgetfulness.

The Creation of the World

In the beginning, there was and always had been the earth. On the earth, there was nothing, only the Gods. The very first god, Steve, was lonely and bored with his bland life and boring planet. As Steve was sitting on his throne, he had this brilliant idea. “What if there was someone else too? Someone in which I could play with and live my life?”

So Steve created out of the dust another god, only this god was female, therefore making her a Goddess, Jill. It was fun for a few days, but then it got boring again. They decided to have a child. They named her Araya. Not wanting things to get boring again as they once had been, Steve decided to create Jill a brother, and vice versa, Jill created Steve a brother.

Together as a family, they decided they decided to create other planets to surround earth. Each planet had there own god, who ruled over everything. So all together there were three planets so far. Jill’s brother, Puka, ruled over Pluto with his wife and children. Steve’s brother, Bob, ruled over Mars. He was without wife and child because he said he didn’t want them.

Everything was going good for a while. Everybody stayed on their planets and ran them accordingly. Everything was good, and everyone was happy.

But then Steve’s brother, Bob, became greedy and tried to overthrow all the other gods. Including Steve. Bob wanted to rule over everything and every planet. But all the gods banded together against Bob.

When they defeated him, they tied him up until they could figure out what to do with him. This is when Steve decided to create powers over different things, and make all the gods pack up and come to his planet.

He created the day and the night, placing himself as god over the night, every dream, every time some one fell asleep, the moon, the stars, and all activity in the night. Steve ruled the night. He made his wife, Jill, goddess over the day, the sun, the sky, every time the people she was to create woke up, and everything they did. Jill ruled over the day time activities.

Steve made Jill’s brother, Puka, ruler of the water and weather. Whatever the creatures in the sea that he created did, whatever the weather is like, and this is what he ruled over.

Steve also decided to make his daughter, Araya, the Goddess over everything that the people made. The ideas men had were given to them through her. She was a brilliant maker and doer

Not really knowing what to do with Bob, Steve decided to create a hell that people would go to if they were bad when they died.

So this is how the earth was created.

God Creation

Once upon a time their was a goddess named Anya. Anya is the goddess of peace. She is a very kind and gentle person who can take any kind of threat or insult and not be insulted or angry. She is the kind of god who can make everything beautiful even when its at the ugliest she always has a way to make it beautiful. Their was also an evil mastermind named Zoloff. He is the ruler of all evilness and makes people suffer. He is the scariest of all scariness. You do not want to piss him off. Or else…

Once, land before land, time before time, before man roamed the earth, their was a evil mastermind named Zoloff who loves to see people suffer. If you do anything to piss him off he will have you killed and will make you suffer so bad that you wish u had died again and went on somewhere else instead of the underworld with Zoloff.

Creation Myth

In the beginning of the 1700’s there was a god named Cuauhtémoc. He was the god of power, strength , controller of all the other gods and goddesses. He was also known as the King of all Side. He had control of the earth ,his homeland was in a great city named Aztlan. A campus with pure gold and anything he pleased to have.

Cuauhtémoc Creation was made up Chaos. He was found under his mother’s womb. This all started in a very huge war that was lead by his father and mother and the rest of there god. His father was a god of war as well was his mother, but she was also god of beauty as well. As this war was going on his mother was pregnant at the time, she had nothing to do but try and stay safe, and alive. But as this battle got worse her husband was executed, as well as herself. She was so close to being due. When she was murdered Cuauhtémoc was born that day. Cuauhtémoc was founded by another god, who was real close to his father and mother. These were humans with power and the ability of many different strengths.

After many years Cuauhtémoc was the god who ruled over Aztlan, and became king of all side. He had destroyed the world and created a whole new generation. He created earth, sky , and the sun. he created human with the dirt of the slums that was left over on earth. He had a wife and son. He was very well known by the rest of the god and goddesses and they worshipped him. And with the help of the other god they created building trees and help the population grow but made humans normal with no power or strengths’. After they lived happily as can be.