It all began in a world called Pizaryaryu; a place made entire of all pizza toppings. The planets its self, was a gargantuan meatball. We have different types of trees on Earth; well it was the same way on Pizaryaryu, they had jalapeno trees, bell pepper slice trees, and mushroom trees. The pepperoni was the streets and the side walks. The Anchovies are the fish that swim in the sea. The cheese was the grass, once again there are many different types of grass on earth; you had the Asiago cheese, the Mozzarella cheese, the Feta, Gouda, Cheddar, Swiss, Pepper Jack, any kind you want you got it. The way it was created was when a space ship was out in space, the crew did not approve of the pizza, so they shot it into space. Over time of not being loved or eaten, it grew a rage within the crust so it blew.
Pizaryaryu had been alone for so long that it taught it itself to become super computer status. It realized that t was lonely so it created people but it could create a few, and that’s what it did. He made a man named, Fire in Pants he was the reddest red head alive ever! Pizaryaryu sent Fire in Pants to Earth to shrink and capture many people. He did exactly that.
Over time the people that lived on Pizaryaryu started becoming very intelligent, as well as Pizaryaryu, he knew what was going to happen before it happened.
5 comments:
I thought your creation myth was pretty funny. All you ever think about is food! I thought it was cool how you incorperated food into your myth. Good Job!
I like your story as I'm reading this I'm hungery for pizza can you buy me some pizza now ha! ha!
your pretty funny bro i like the way you came up with your names i think wyou could put more time into it but other than that you have a really creative mind nice story
it was weird I think that it was ended kinda short.
you did pretty good though I liked the part were Pizaryaryu turned into the earth.
it was funny too.
this myth makjkes me laugh its pretty funny and its like a myth with food an ya nice job this was reaally really creative
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